Diary of a Manchild

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And to think, if I’d brought the beer to her, I’d be the exhausted lover right now, instead of the lonely, bitter manchild.
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it’s officially decided

tombthemusician:

I’m going to cover the Foo Fighters’ “My Hero” for the EP

so this is a thing. that I’m doing right now.

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    • #this is going to ruuuuuule
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It’s like waking in a dream.  (Taken with instagram)
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It’s like waking in a dream. (Taken with instagram)

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I just got off the phone with my mom…

She just got home from getting her resumé written by a professional, but for whatever reason she wasn’t happy with it.

So of course, she called me to get me to change it on my mac with no text editing software, as I’ve told her time and time again I don’t have, to look the way she wants it.

Like someone who never finished Junior High made it.

And of course she was yelling at me the entire time, telling me how stupid I am and how stupid the resumé writer was for making it look professional and well done.

And then she got me to send it back to the same lady that helped her with it, with a thank you that reads like an eight year old wrote it.

    • #WTF
    • #I'm tired...
    • #why mom
    • #why...
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“all the music today sucks. i only listen to older music, because it was real music back then”

yeah just…fuck you everyone who says this. especially people who make music AND say this.

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WWWWWHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA DEAR SWEET JESUS
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WWWWWHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA DEAR SWEET JESUS

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Sex sounds so good right now.

I don’t hear any sex at all…

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naked cuddles anyone? anyone? hello? anyone…

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