June 2012
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theoutletepoch replied to your post: Who invented hourglasses?
Time
thats…not right at all…
but seriously, they were smart like, all the glasswork and the calibrations and etc. the guy that was like “shit I need this” for the first time was onto some serious shit
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"What if you woke up today with only the things...
alohisha:
what if i started thanking god for things i don’t have…
thank you jesus for the millions of dollars and the new studio and all the gear and stuff I want and also marrying me to Emma Stone and Hayley Williams at the same time and some January Jones on the side would be good too
Who invented hourglasses?
I wonder who invented rock paper scissors, and how it came to be such a universal phenomenon.
May 2012
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relientkira replied to your photo: I believe I may have made a serious error in…
I like them. If you don’t want them I’ll take them, I need new glasses anyways.
I dunno, just not feeling em yet I guess. I’ll give it a bit. also, they were $18.90:
http://ajmorganeyewear.com/products/Hey_Ya_clear_lens-317-41.html
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“And to think, if I’d brought the beer to her, I’d be the exhausted...”
– Patton Oswalt
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it's officially decided
tombthemusician:
I’m going to cover the Foo Fighters’ “My Hero” for the EP
so this is a thing. that I’m doing right now.
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I just got off the phone with my mom...
She just got home from getting her resumé written by a professional, but for whatever reason she wasn’t happy with it.
So of course, she called me to get me to change it on my mac with no text editing software, as I’ve told her time and time again I don’t have, to look the way she wants it.
Like someone who never finished Junior High made it.
And of course she was yelling at...
“all the music today sucks. i only listen to older music, because it was real music back then”
yeah just…fuck you everyone who says this. especially people who make music AND say this.
Sex sounds so good right now.
I don’t hear any sex at all…
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naked cuddles anyone? anyone? hello? anyone…
“I don’t know how to function in social situations. I just know how to be a...”
– Tom Brent
lleuad:
i’m cute, why the fuck doesn’t anyone give me attention
wah
gtpoy
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Imagine a breed of cats that stays kittens for six months and then dies.
I don’t just would, I do.
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I just think that “Turgid Phallus” would be a really great name for a metal band.
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alohisha:
diaryofamanchild:
alohisha:
only if i get to be daniel day lewis.
that’s not really up to me to decide, that’s up to your moustache.
how’s this?
JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST! DANIEL DAY LEWIS, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH DANII YOU ABHORRENT MONSTER!
alohisha:
diaryofamanchild:
alohisha:
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alohisha replied to your photo: Sunday beers. (Taken with instagram)
magners isn’t beer!
neither is your face, but I drink it anyway
aw. thanks tom. i drink your face too <3 <3 <3
I DRINK IT UP.
I drink it up, I drink it down, I drink it all around, I drink it here, I drink it there, I drink it everywhere.
Am I a...
alohisha:
diaryofamanchild:
alohisha replied to your photo: Sunday beers. (Taken with instagram)
magners isn’t beer!
neither is your face, but I drink it anyway
aw. thanks tom. i drink your face too <3 <3 <3
I DRINK IT UP.
I drink it up, I drink it down, I drink it all around, I drink it here, I drink it there, I drink it everywhere.
Am I a gangster rapper yet?
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alohisha replied to your photo: Sunday beers. (Taken with instagram)
magners isn’t beer!
neither is your face, but I drink it anyway
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